Thursday, December 31, 2009

Some things are just more important than others..

You just need to establish your priorities

SHOOT! SHOOT! You can always shit later.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Bedroom Accessory

Watch a commerical for "The Back Up," and never worry about a burgular while your sleeping again...

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Fishing Dog

Do you want a hunting dog and fishing buddy?

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Snowmobile Trail Closed Due To Traffic

Check out the major traffic jam that was encountered on a snowmobile trail

Friday, December 11, 2009

A Legal Question

Is this statutory rape??? Or is it just a moosedemeanor...

Choose Your Bowhunting Partner Wisely

That's got to sting a little... this is why you should be careful when choosing your bowhunting partner

Best Yard Sign

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Redneck Christmas Santa Float

Check out this awesome Santa Float...

How not to gut an elk!

This is how NOT to gut an elk...

Monday, December 7, 2009

The Elk Hunting Trip

Don, Tom, Richie, Mike and Steve spend months planning the perfect backwoods elk
hunting trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Richie's wife Renee puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Don, Tom, Mike and Steve are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later they get to elk camp only to find Richie sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, and steaks cooking on the fire.

Damn Richie, how long have you
been here and how did you talk Renee into letting you go?

Well, I've been here since early this morning. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my
chair and Renee came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said guess who?

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.

She had on the bed handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I

And then she said, "Do whatever you want!"

So here I am.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Blonde Antelope

Not just girls can act blonde, antelope too:

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Big Ol' Moose

By the length of his beard and the grey legs, I figure he must be over 10 years old. He looks to be well over 8 feet at the top of the shoulder hump,and with his head up the height to the top of his antler must be about 12 feet .This guy is king of the forest, no bear or pack of wolves would dare come after him when he has this rack......Considering that a dirt road can fit 1 1/2 cars across ... this fellow is HUGE ...THIS IS ONE BIG BOY!

THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN IN ELLIOT LAKE (Elliot Lake is near Sault Ste. Marie, Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Yes it is a regular size dirt road...

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Rattlesnake At St. Augustine Florida Outlet Mall

A 15-foot Diamondback Rattlesnake was caught yesterday at the Saint Augustine, Florida Outlet Mall. It's the biggest ever cought on record. Check the size of the fangs compared to the pocket knife blade.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Shotgun In Use

AA12, 300 Shots per minute, effectie range 450 feet:

Hunting Trip

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and hunting trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want."

So here I am.

Miracle Coyote

Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender,road for 600 miles - and SURVIVED!

When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on.

They didn't realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and-run.
Eight hours, two fuel stops, and 600 miles later they found the wild animal embedded in their front fender - and very much alive.

Daniel and Tevyn East were driving at night along Interstate 80 near the Nevada-Utah border when they noticed a pack of coyotes near the roadside on October 12.
When one of the animals ran in front of the car, the impact sounded fatal so the siblings thought there no point in stopping.

'Right off the bat, we knew it was bad,' Daniel explained. 'We thought the story was over.'

After the incident around 1am, they continued their 600 mile drive to North San Juan - even stopping for fuel at least twice.

But it was only when they finally reached their destination at 9am did they take time to examine what damage they may have sustained.

At first it looked as though it was going to be quite gruesome.

'[Daniel] saw fur and the body inside the grill,' Tevyn East said. 'I was trying to keep some distance. Our assumption was it was part of the coyote - it didn't register it was the whole animal.'

Daniel East got a broom to try and pry the remains out of the bumper and got the shock of his life.

'It flinched,' Tevyn East said. 'It was a huge surprise - he got a little freaked out.'

'We knew it was bad': Tevyn East, who was in the car when it hit the coyote, bends down to take a look at the fur poking through the fender

Fur Pete's sake: What Mr. East spotted as he bent down to inspect the damage to his car - the body of the coyote poking out through the radiator

Wily coyote: The animal's head can be seen as rescuers took apart the front fender to save it after it was struck by the car at 75mph

Miracle escape: As the animal struggled, wildlife protection officials put a loop around its neck to prevent it from further injuring itself The front of the car is completely taken apart as the coyote begins to wriggle free

And voila! Tricky the toughest coyote ever rests in a cage after its ordeal - which it survived with just some scrapes to its paw

Sunday, November 29, 2009

10 Top Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space..

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Antler's Aren't Everything!

You don't always need to look for big antlers...

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Redneck Christmas Lights

Noww, I have seen my share of redneck emails.. Some stupid... Some funny.
But this one, ok….. I have to admit it… This Person is One True.. Deep Down to the Core... Certified RED-NECK!!!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Ted Nugent and Bowhunter Being Interviewed

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a French journalist, an animal rights activist The discussion came around to deer hunting.

The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?

Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.'
The interview ended.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Carlton Pull

Watch some skeet shooting using a tank:

Friday, November 13, 2009

Bucky's Point Of View

Super hilarious dead buck video

Thursday, November 12, 2009

S&W 44 Mag Accident

A guy came into our department the other day to ask a favor. He had a S&W 629 (44 Mag.) that he wanted to dispose of after a mishap at the range. He said there was a loud bang when he tested his new load and the gun smacked him in the forehead, leaving a nice gash. When the tweety birds cleared, this is what he saw.....

How To Skin A Deer

Watch below to see how to skin a deer:

Monday, November 9, 2009

Hunting Texas Style

In Carta Valley, southwest of Rock Springs, Texas,
The hunters ride to the deer stand in this.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Hunting Joke

Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.

An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.

"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?

Major Buck Fight

Check out this major buck fight. We have never seen anything like this before.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

New Shotgun

Check out the below commercial for a new shotgun!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Gun Wisdom

Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is part drill instructor, and part stand up comic.

Here are a few of his observation on tactics, firearms, self defense and life as we know it in the civilized world.

"The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight....I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead."

"The two most important rules in a gunfight are: always cheat and always win."

"Every time I teach a class, I discover I don't know something."

"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

"Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's going to be empty."

"If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick."

"When you reload in low light encounters, don't put your flashlight in your back pocket. If you light yourself up, you'll look like an angel or the tooth fairy and you're gonna be one of 'em pretty soon."

"Do something. It may be wrong, but do something."

"Nothing adds a little class to a sniper course like a babe in a Ghilliesuit."

"Shoot what's available, as long as it's available, until something else becomes available."

"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid for."

"Don't shoot fast, shoot good."

"You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."

"You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."

"You cannot save the planet. You may be able to save yourself and your family."

"Thunder Ranch will be here as long as you'll have us or until someone makes us go away and either way it will be exciting."

And More Excellent Gun Wisdom....... The purpose of fighting is to Win. There is no possible victory in defense.

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either.

The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

  1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

  2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

  3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

  4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

  5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

  6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

  7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble? ' 'No ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

  8. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! ?

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Wife's First Hunt

My sweet husband invited me to go hunting with him this year. I Couldn't believe it...the first time ever!

I never thought he'd be willing to share his 'guy time' with me
And being the thoughtful man that he is, he even gave me an opening day
Present. He calls it 'The First Timers Lucky Hat'. I'm so fortunate to
Be married to him. I have attached a picture of me in my lucky hat:

Monday, October 12, 2009

Stupid Shooter

...and this is what happens when you don't know how to shoot a gun!

Newspaper Clipping

Friday, August 28, 2009

Worried About Squirrels In Your Bird Feeder?

So are you worried about squirrels getting into your bird feeder? Well you shouldn't be, you should be worried about bears!