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What not to do when bear hunting!

Injured Buck & A Bear

The pics are of a buck that was hit by a vehicle and could not walk. It happened locally in Warren County near the drive. A friend of a friend happened to stop to look at the deer when the bear came out of the woods and attacked it. He was actually pretty close when all this happened as the pics will show.

Black Fawn

Extremely rare pictures of a Melanistic Whitetail Deer. Nigh imposible to come by, but more are being found in Texas than any other place on the planet!

Broadhead Survival Through Rib!

An old broadhead in a deer's liver. The broken rib actually healed around the arrow shaft. The main cause of survival is probably lack of penatration.

You may only see this one time in your life.
The term `piebald`, used to identify a whitetail Deer
With at least one extra splotch of
White hair, has an interesting origin.
'Pie' means 'mixed up;' 'bald' means 'having a white spot.'
To a horseman, a 'piebald' is a horse with black and white splotches;
One with brown and white splotches actually is known as a 'skewbald.'

What a beautiful animal, huh?

Huge Non-Typical Whitetail Rack

Totally bizzare, but extremely cool! He's got a huge droptine on his right antler, too. Wonder what it scored?

Defiance

Someone had to moon those humans...

World's smallest [legal] swimsuit.

The Stren Line company recently sponsored a swimsuit competition. The only requirement was that the swimsuit be held up by fishing line. Here is the winner:





It's held in place with clear fish line!





Smart fisherman rely on Stren Line for all of their tackle needs!

Mother Doe - Action Hero

This Doe kicks the shit out of the neighbor's dog and a then the other neighbors cat after that. Brutal beating too. I feel bad for the dog.

Twisted, Stuffed Humor

We all know taxidermists are effed up in the first place, but they sure do have a sense of humor.

"A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man
driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a
dog was hanging onto the tailgate for dear life! She
said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so
fast in the other direction, she would have tried to
stop him.

A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at
the local Bass Pro Shop. The pick-up truck driver
is a local TEXAS taxidermist with a great sense of
humor! Taxidermists are a twisted lot anyway!
And it is not a dog in the first place; it is a Coyote.

Can you imagine how many people tried to stop this guy?"

If You Could, You Would

A young buck truly enjoying himself while having a nice free meal.

2 Bull Elk Duke it Out on Hole 9

2 Bulls decided they had enouph of eachother, and the gloves were off right then and there. This really clearly shows how powerful and massive the animal is.

Ban Fox Hunting

Fox hunting should be banned!

Please help ban fox hunting!

Beef vs. Venison

THE TASTE CONTROVERSY ENDS: FROM THE UNITED STATES VENISON COUNCIL

Controversy has long raged about the relative quality and taste of venison and beef as gourmet foods. Some people say that venison is tough, with a strong "wild" taste. Others insist that venison's flavor is delicate. An independent food research group was retained by the Venison Council to conduct a taste test to determine the truth of these conflicting assertions once and for all.

First a Grade A Choice Angus steer was chased into a swamp a mile and a half from a road and shot several times. After some of the entrails were removed, the carcass was dragged back over rocks and logs, and through mud and dust to the road. It was then thrown into the back of a pickup truck and driven through rain and snow for 100 miles before being hung out in the sun for 10 days.

After that it was lugged into a garage, where it was skinned and rolled around on the floor for a while. Strict sanitary precautions were observed throughout the test, within the limitations of the butchering environment. For instance, dogs and cats were allowed to sniff and lick the steer carcass, but were chased away when they attempted to bite chunks out of it.

Next a sheet of plywood left from last year's butchering was set up in the basement on two saw horses. The pieces of dried blood, hair and fat left from last year were scraped off with a wire brush last used to clean out the grass stuck under the lawn mower. The skinned carcass was then dragged down the steps into the basement where a half dozen inexperienced but enthusiastic and intoxicated men worked on it with meat saws, cleavers and dull knives. The result was 375 pounds of soup bones, four bushel baskets of meat scraps, and a couple of steaks that were an eighth of an inch thick on one edge and an inch and a half thick on the other.

The steaks were seared on a glowing red hot cast iron skillet to lock in the flavor. When the smoke cleared, rancid bacon grease was added along with three pounds of onions, and the whole conglomeration was fried for two hours.

The meat was gently teased from the frying pan and served to three blindfolded taste panel volunteers. Every one of the members of the panel thought it was venison. One of the volunteers even said it tasted exactly like the venison he had eaten in hunting camps for the past 27 years. The results of this scientific test show conclusively that there is no difference between the taste of beef and venison.

Fishing Trip

I thought this interesting, now that hunting season is upon us. Did he say, 'one and a half miles?

Caught 1-1/2 miles offshore while Fishing!

What is that?! Look in the middle. (SEE THE DARK SPOT)

Can it be, really!!! Look 1/3 down.

It's a DEER!!! Son of a gun !!

Not too much of a struggle? Poor guy !

She was very glad to be on board. No doubt !!

She was sooo tired and was glad to get into our boat and rest! And yes, we turned her loose when we got back to shore. Just try beating this Fish Story!

Why City Boys Should Not Own Guns

Here is what happens when a city boy trys to shoot a gun!

Polar Bear Fishing

Watch an exciting fishing adventure that ends up capturing a polar bear!

AA12 Automatic Shotgun

This magazine/drum fed 12 gauge shotgun is perfect for heavy combat use. Not only does an internal recoil absorber increase the accuracy of the automatic weapon, but the internals are encased in a composite shell, so the oil thirsty shotgun design won't gum up in sand and mud. Watch and learn the meaning of firepower.

Pack of Wolves vs. Female Moose

How lucky is this guy to see something like this right from his treestand! I'd take my M9 as a sidearm if bowhunting in a place like this, thats for damn sure...

Bass Pro Shop

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says: "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says: "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first, she is
really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk
could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that
she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says: "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks: "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies: "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."

Huge Racks

Check out these huge racks!