Why City Boys Should Not Own Guns

Here is what happens when a city boy trys to shoot a gun!

Super Long Poke During Rifle Season

This deer is easily over 900 yards away. After contact with the bullet, the animal dropped dead, right then and there.

Shotgun In Use

AA12, 300 Shots per minute, effectie range 450 feet:

10 Top Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space..

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

S&W 44 Mag Accident

A guy came into our department the other day to ask a favor. He had a S&W 629 (44 Mag.) that he wanted to dispose of after a mishap at the range. He said there was a loud bang when he tested his new load and the gun smacked him in the forehead, leaving a nice gash. When the tweety birds cleared, this is what he saw.....

New shotgun

Ridiculous new military shotgun called AA12.

May be overkill for deer

Large gun may be a bit too much for deer!

Smith&Wesson limited production gun!

S&W is making a limited production run of 313 of these, one for each Democrat in Congress to celebrate the new stimulus plan!!