Thursday, December 31, 2009

Some things are just more important than others..

You just need to establish your priorities



SHOOT! SHOOT! You can always shit later.


Monday, December 21, 2009

Bedroom Accessory

Watch a commerical for "The Back Up," and never worry about a burgular while your sleeping again...


Saturday, December 19, 2009

Fishing Dog

Do you want a hunting dog and fishing buddy?


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Snowmobile Trail Closed Due To Traffic

Check out the major traffic jam that was encountered on a snowmobile trail



Friday, December 11, 2009

A Legal Question

Is this statutory rape??? Or is it just a moosedemeanor...




Choose Your Bowhunting Partner Wisely

That's got to sting a little... this is why you should be careful when choosing your bowhunting partner




Best Yard Sign


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Redneck Christmas Santa Float

Check out this awesome Santa Float...


How not to gut an elk!

This is how NOT to gut an elk...


Monday, December 7, 2009

The Elk Hunting Trip

Don, Tom, Richie, Mike and Steve spend months planning the perfect backwoods elk
hunting trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Richie's wife Renee puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Don, Tom, Mike and Steve are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later they get to elk camp only to find Richie sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, and steaks cooking on the fire.

Damn Richie, how long have you
been here and how did you talk Renee into letting you go?


Well, I've been here since early this morning. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my
chair and Renee came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said guess who?

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.

She had on the bed handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I
did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want!"

So here I am.


Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Blonde Antelope

Not just girls can act blonde, antelope too:


Thursday, December 3, 2009

Big Ol' Moose

By the length of his beard and the grey legs, I figure he must be over 10 years old. He looks to be well over 8 feet at the top of the shoulder hump,and with his head up the height to the top of his antler must be about 12 feet .This guy is king of the forest, no bear or pack of wolves would dare come after him when he has this rack......Considering that a dirt road can fit 1 1/2 cars across ... this fellow is HUGE ...THIS IS ONE BIG BOY!



THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN IN ELLIOT LAKE (Elliot Lake is near Sault Ste. Marie, Upper Peninsula of Michigan.


Yes it is a regular size dirt road...





Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Rattlesnake At St. Augustine Florida Outlet Mall

A 15-foot Diamondback Rattlesnake was caught yesterday at the Saint Augustine, Florida Outlet Mall. It's the biggest ever cought on record. Check the size of the fangs compared to the pocket knife blade.




Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Shotgun In Use

AA12, 300 Shots per minute, effectie range 450 feet:


Hunting Trip

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and hunting trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want."

So here I am.


Miracle Coyote

Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender,road for 600 miles - and SURVIVED!

When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on.

They didn't realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and-run.
Eight hours, two fuel stops, and 600 miles later they found the wild animal embedded in their front fender - and very much alive.

Daniel and Tevyn East were driving at night along Interstate 80 near the Nevada-Utah border when they noticed a pack of coyotes near the roadside on October 12.
When one of the animals ran in front of the car, the impact sounded fatal so the siblings thought there no point in stopping.

'Right off the bat, we knew it was bad,' Daniel explained. 'We thought the story was over.'

After the incident around 1am, they continued their 600 mile drive to North San Juan - even stopping for fuel at least twice.

But it was only when they finally reached their destination at 9am did they take time to examine what damage they may have sustained.

At first it looked as though it was going to be quite gruesome.

'[Daniel] saw fur and the body inside the grill,' Tevyn East said. 'I was trying to keep some distance. Our assumption was it was part of the coyote - it didn't register it was the whole animal.'

Daniel East got a broom to try and pry the remains out of the bumper and got the shock of his life.

'It flinched,' Tevyn East said. 'It was a huge surprise - he got a little freaked out.'

'We knew it was bad': Tevyn East, who was in the car when it hit the coyote, bends down to take a look at the fur poking through the fender

Fur Pete's sake: What Mr. East spotted as he bent down to inspect the damage to his car - the body of the coyote poking out through the radiator

Wily coyote: The animal's head can be seen as rescuers took apart the front fender to save it after it was struck by the car at 75mph

Miracle escape: As the animal struggled, wildlife protection officials put a loop around its neck to prevent it from further injuring itself The front of the car is completely taken apart as the coyote begins to wriggle free

And voila! Tricky the toughest coyote ever rests in a cage after its ordeal - which it survived with just some scrapes to its paw