Monday, September 29, 2008

How to Load a Boat into a Pickup

1. Load up beer and hook boat trailer up to truck
2. Drink lots of beer
3. Drive real fast
4. Hit light pole (needs to be a solid one)
5. Boat will load it self onto truck.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Why Male Elk Have Long Antlers...

'It' s a guy thing, regardless of Species.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Swedish Girls + Guns = Hot

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Hunter Girlies

Big Buck Hunter Girlies – Check them out – Plastic guns and all.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Bird-Dog Pups For Sale

The newest pet available... Bird-Dog Pups

Friday, September 12, 2008

Why Everyone Should Have A Dog

Smile for the Camera

The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. (waiting for attack) The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else i s supplemental.

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle or a shotgun.'

7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'

To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!'
She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?'

My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.'

To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

How to Transport A Deer

This is just one way you can transport your deer...

Mountain Dew Glow

If you need a quick flashlight while camping...

Wow, Where is this World Going?

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Explodey the Doe

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Hog Hunting

This is one way to hunt hogs!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Summertime in a Rocky Mountain Subdivision

So you think we have problems with deer in our yards. How about elk?

Saturday, September 6, 2008

STATUEtory Rape

Dumb Moose!

Friday, September 5, 2008

How to Light A Fire

Redneck Artist

An artist that uses only BBQ and BBQ ribs!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Texas Monthly Talks - Ted Nugent

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

That's Gotta Hurt!

We recently received these amazing photos of a giant buck with an antler stuck through his eye socket. There was no additional information sent with them regarding the buck's whereabouts or the story behind it, but all we can say is that definitely had to hurt! It is truly amazing what a whitetail deer can survive through!

If you look closely at the antler protruding from the deer's head, it looks to be broken off completely from the other deer's skull plate. We'd sure like to know what happened to that little buck. I guess picking on the big guy didn't fair too well for him either!

Brown Recluse Spider

One thing this doesn't mention is that Brown Recluse Spiders are tiny.

If you don't look at but one picture, be sure you take a look at the last one so that you will know what the spider looks like!

It's springtime & cleanup is going on. Be careful where you put your hands. They like dark spaces & woodpiles.

Also areas in the attic...

This guy was bitten by a Brown Recluse spider.

Day 3

The following illustrates the progression of a brown recluse spider bite. The affected skin actually dies on his body!

Day 5

Some of the pictures towards the end are pretty nasty, but take a look at the last one - it is a picture of the spider itself.

Day 6

The Brown Recluse Spider is the most dangerous spider that we have in the USA

Day 9

A person can die from it's bite We all should know what the spider looks like

Day 10

Send this around to people you love, because it is almost summertime.

People will be digging around, doing yard work, spring cleaning, and sometimes in their attics.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Stray Shot

Wow, yet another set of photos of a deer with an arrow protruding from its head. Is it just us, or do these seem to be popping out of the woodwork lately? Hopefully these terrible photos will allow at least some bowhunters to learn what NOT to do while bowhunting.